December 2010
Reblog with the celebrity you wish you were...
shadowhive: ladydeadpool: libertinagrimm-: siriusdoyouhavesomegum: younopoo:     </3 :(
Dec 31st
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Apparently my phone contract is up on the 2nd of...
Dude. Wat.
Dec 31st
shadowhive asked: I has it dwnloaded so I'll go on when mum's pissed off to bed *wibbles*
Dec 31st
shadowhive asked: I has it dwnloaded so I'll go on when mum's pissed off to bed *wibbles*
Dec 31st
shadowhive asked: Does it need an emulator/rom thingy?
Dec 31st
shadowhive asked: Does it need an emulator/rom thingy?
Dec 31st
shadowhive asked: I JUST READ THE CREEPYPASTA POKEMON THING!
SO fucking creepy
Dec 31st
shadowhive asked: I JUST READ THE CREEPYPASTA POKEMON THING!
SO fucking creepy
Dec 31st
Misuse and ripping off of memes and memetic...
You otha /b/rothas can’t deny.
Dec 31st
Ask me anything. I mean it. Anything.
Aaaaaaanythiiiiiing. >8U
Dec 31st
7 tags
My gift to you all for New Years. →
Have a creepy one. ;)
Dec 31st
escute started following you
Hey there! Boldly going where no one’s gone before, we’ve trodden past the 40 follower barrier!
Dec 31st
shadowhive asked: Sneasel=win because their cute and fast and strong and awesome and DARK TYPE POKEMON!

I may have also said Gengar, Mew, Scyther and.... others
Dec 31st
shadowhive asked: Sneasel=win because their cute and fast and strong and awesome and DARK TYPE POKEMON!

I may have also said Gengar, Mew, Scyther and.... others
Dec 31st
Best. New Year's Eve. EVAR.
Sat at home in a warm room, in the corner on a nice, comfy armchair. Laptop at hand, bottles of beer on the desk beside me, I’ve got Nine Inch Nails’ Ghosts I-IV playing and I’m playing a mildly hacked game of Pokémon Sapphire. What an epic way to enter adulthood, roll on midnight so I can be eighteen and OFFICIALLY acting childish! 8D
Dec 31st
shadowhive asked: Gah! fgtrrgrrge!
So hard!

Sneasel!
Dec 31st
shadowhive asked: Gah! fgtrrgrrge!
So hard!

Sneasel!
Dec 31st
shadowhive asked: Yay for Pokemons!

...seee I can't come up with ther things
Dec 31st
shadowhive asked: Yay for Pokemons!

...seee I can't come up with ther things
Dec 31st
Training lv. 4 male Poochyena on Route 103
>Encounter lv. 3 female Poochyena. >Foe attacks first. >”THAT’S SOME BLACK WIDDOW SHIT RIGHT THAR” >MLIF. = w =
Dec 31st
shadowhive asked: Would you rather have magic powers or real Pokemon?
Dec 31st
shadowhive asked: Would you rather have magic powers or real Pokemon?
Dec 31st
Reblog if you want a bunch of "have you evers" and...
icouldfollowyoutothebeginning: ihavestylesfever: WON’T GET THEM THOUGH..  ^ ^ STILL. COME AT ME, BRO.
Dec 31st
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Nine Inch Nails' Ghosts I-IV makes me happy in my...
Just thought I should let y’all know. Mind you, while listening to it and playing Pokémon at the same time, you kinda wish that you were playing a creepy hack like Lost Silver. Hey maybe later? Meh, after I’ve caught up with Fallout 3. Apparently having Ghosts I-IV on in the background is immense while playing Fallout 3. I’ll dim down all the lights— actually no,...
Dec 31st
yournewhappyplace replied to your post: yournewhappyplace replied to your post: Decided on… Finally, we can have a dickfive. Woo! One step futher to Nirvana, HOOOO!
Dec 31st
Lewis Sucks Etc.: Is the Scott Pilgram film any... →
yournewhappyplace: wastelander: shadowhive: wastelander: shadowhive: wastelander: wastelander: shadowhive: wastelander: shadowhive: And is Inception as good as they say? Scott Pilgrim is EPIC! My boyfriend will probably bound in and back me up on this. *hides behind sandbags* It is? Sandbags? *gives a cookiee bag* Oh yes it is. I often leave it on… See? What’d I tell...
Dec 31st
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yournewhappyplace replied to your post: Decided on my new phone come upgrade time. He crushing-Tokyo-with-dinosaur-feet mad. Your madness only makes my penis harder.
Dec 31st
Decided on my new phone come upgrade time.
I think I shall acquire myself one of those HTC Desire phones. Now a few months ago I’d have gone for an iPhone 4, but from what my step-dad tells me, I can get more epic shit on the Android Marketplace. Like ROM emulators. Nothing’s better than shoving it in your boyfriend’s face that you can get a SNES/Sega/GBC emulator on your phone. U all mad.
Dec 31st
Lewis Sucks Etc.: Is the Scott Pilgram film any... →
shadowhive: wastelander: shadowhive: wastelander: wastelander: shadowhive: wastelander: shadowhive: And is Inception as good as they say? Scott Pilgrim is EPIC! My boyfriend will probably bound in and back me up on this. *hides behind sandbags* It is? Sandbags? *gives a cookiee bag* Oh yes it is. I often leave it on… See? What’d I tell you. Lewis, Stuie. Stuie, Lewis. ...
Dec 31st
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Lewis Sucks Etc.: Is the Scott Pilgram film any... →
shadowhive: wastelander: wastelander: shadowhive: wastelander: shadowhive: And is Inception as good as they say? Scott Pilgrim is EPIC! My boyfriend will probably bound in and back me up on this. *hides behind sandbags* It is? Sandbags? *gives a cookiee bag* Oh yes it is. I often leave it on… See? What’d I tell you. Lewis, Stuie. Stuie, Lewis. *loves* Yo! *is totally not...
Dec 31st
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Lewis Sucks Etc.: Is the Scott Pilgram film any... →
wastelander: shadowhive: wastelander: shadowhive: And is Inception as good as they say? Scott Pilgrim is EPIC! My boyfriend will probably bound in and back me up on this. *hides behind sandbags* It is? Sandbags? *gives a cookiee bag* Oh yes it is. I often leave it on… See? What’d I tell you. Lewis, Stuie. Stuie, Lewis.
Dec 31st
22 notes
Is the Scott Pilgram film any good?
shadowhive: wastelander: shadowhive: wastelander: shadowhive: And is Inception as good as they say? Scott Pilgrim is EPIC! My boyfriend will probably bound in and back me up on this. *hides behind sandbags* It is? Sandbags? *gives a cookiee bag* Oh yes it is. I often leave it on while I’m going to sleep. = w = <3 Al— FUCKING COOKIESLDKFJDSF <3 Yay? *giggles*< 3 ...
Dec 31st
22 notes
Is the Scott Pilgram film any good?
shadowhive: wastelander: shadowhive: And is Inception as good as they say? Scott Pilgrim is EPIC! My boyfriend will probably bound in and back me up on this. *hides behind sandbags* It is? Sandbags? *gives a cookiee bag* Oh yes it is. I often leave it on while I’m going to sleep. = w = <3 Al— FUCKING COOKIESLDKFJDSF <3
Dec 31st
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I do believe a spot of Pokémon Sapphire is in...
Hacked of course. Hacked it so I can have a Cyndaquil as a starter. I LOVE YOU, CYNDAQUIL. U jelly? /Mad haxx0r skillz.
Dec 31st
Is the Scott Pilgram film any good?
shadowhive: And is Inception as good as they say? Scott Pilgrim is EPIC! My boyfriend will probably bound in and back me up on this. *hides behind sandbags*
Dec 31st
22 notes
To tail off the year before I crack open the...
I might actually start that Wasteland fic. Wish me luck.
Dec 31st
IN SEVEN HOURRRS I WILL BE EIGHTEEEEN.
And I will be able to scoff at the warnings on porn sites with full legitimacy, I will be able to bribe and swindle my little sister in her escapades for fags and booze, and most ultimately, I will be able to— OMG MY MAM JUST WALKED THROUGH THE ROOM WITH MY CAKE. Fuck everything else. I’m getting a fucking cake. But… Aw shit. No more susceptibility to Ian’s pedo...
Dec 31st
Tumblr:
>Post something inane. >Get >9000 notes. >’Best thing evar’ >mfw > Haet Tumblr. Why am I still here? Oh yeah, ‘cus /b/ is just as bad. *hangs in a corner* In neither world do real substance or lulz exist. Just reblogs and reposts and bastardised memes.
Dec 31st
xdarkestblue started following you
OIOIIIII. On a completely unrelated note and originally what my returning post was to be about, booyah motherfuckers! a.) I’m back up to the grand total of 40 fuckity followers. b.) I arrived home from Dundee just now to a nice little letter from The University of Aberdeen saying they’ve received my application and that I can now track it on their darling little website. c.) I...
Dec 31st
It's funny
‘Cause we could easily play the pipe and guide them all to a much darker place. A much darker place.
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
LEAVE: HUR̳ͬ̌ͦ͒̂ͫR̈́̓́̈͗́͝҉̭͇Y̓̃: OMG AMY THERE ARE... →
shadowhive: wastelander: shadowhive: shadowhive: wastelander: shadowhive: wastelander: shadowhive: xdarkestblue: ALSO, I JUST FOUND A LOVELY FIC WHERE IAN GETS FISTED BY LUKE. AND THERE IS A NICE BIT ABOUT LEE’S DICK SWAYING AS HE WALKS. I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY!! I’d ask where… I get what you mean now! *has some of a fic planned in my head* Yeah! 8D...
Dec 30th
LEAVE: HUR̳ͬ̌ͦ͒̂ͫR̈́̓́̈͗́͝҉̭͇Y̓̃: OMG AMY THERE ARE... →
shadowhive: shadowhive: wastelander: shadowhive: wastelander: shadowhive: xdarkestblue: ALSO, I JUST FOUND A LOVELY FIC WHERE IAN GETS FISTED BY LUKE. AND THERE IS A NICE BIT ABOUT LEE’S DICK SWAYING AS HE WALKS. I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY!! I’d ask where… I get what you mean now! *has some of a fic planned in my head* Yeah! 8D Gonna take a lot of planning,...
Dec 30th
OMG AMY THERE ARE TEARS.
shadowhive: wastelander: shadowhive: wastelander: shadowhive: xdarkestblue: ALSO, I JUST FOUND A LOVELY FIC WHERE IAN GETS FISTED BY LUKE. AND THERE IS A NICE BIT ABOUT LEE’S DICK SWAYING AS HE WALKS. I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY!! I’d ask where it is but it’s likely mine right? You had me at ‘Lee’s dick’. 8D http://shadow-hive.livejournal.com/762384.html BD ...
Dec 30th
OMG AMY THERE ARE TEARS.
shadowhive: wastelander: shadowhive: xdarkestblue: ALSO, I JUST FOUND A LOVELY FIC WHERE IAN GETS FISTED BY LUKE. AND THERE IS A NICE BIT ABOUT LEE’S DICK SWAYING AS HE WALKS. I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY!! I’d ask where it is but it’s likely mine right? You had me at ‘Lee’s dick’. 8D http://shadow-hive.livejournal.com/762384.html BD That reminds me. Must finish...
Dec 30th
OMG AMY THERE ARE TEARS.
shadowhive: xdarkestblue: ALSO, I JUST FOUND A LOVELY FIC WHERE IAN GETS FISTED BY LUKE. AND THERE IS A NICE BIT ABOUT LEE’S DICK SWAYING AS HE WALKS. I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY!! I’d ask where it is but it’s likely mine right? You had me at ‘Lee’s dick’. 8D
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
“I savour hate as much as I crave love because I’m just a twisted guy”
– God & Satan, Biffy Clyro
Dec 30th
AW HELL NAW.
shadowhive: wastelander: shadowhive: xdarkestblue: givemesomethingtobelieveinx: THERE’S A BUSTED ONE. BUSTED. BYE BYE CHILDHOOD. OH MY FUCKING JESUS MARY JOSEPH GOD. NO. NO. NO. NO. YOU’RE READING IT AREN’T YOU. OH MY GOD. I’M JUST GOING TO GO AND SIT IN THE CORNER AND ROCK BACK AND FORTH AND PRETEND THIS SHIT DOESN’T EXIST.  If you don’t stop it I’ll start linking you to my...
Dec 30th
I keep forgetting...
That I’m a seasoned internet user and unlike 99% of the non-/b/tard internet dwellers, I can stomach just about anything I see here in this steaming cesspool of revulsion and depravity. And like a true /b/tard, fap to it. I’d tell ‘em all to man up, but man, watching them writhe and squirm in horror is one of the best things since OMGPOP trolling.
Dec 30th