() bitches kneelin'

shazzy | 19 | newcastle | loki'd
hey, i just met you
and this is crazy
but you're on my tumblr
so call me maybe


shipping thorki like it's nay one's business. feelsing like a mofo.
i'm nice tho. be my friend pls. c:

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sassy-gay-fire sent: After having loving, passionate sex with my Red :U

he awakens from his roofie fuelled lack of consciousness, realises what’s gone on, shrieks and throws a 60” plasma TV at him.

he doesn’t care if Red has a 60” inch plasma or not
he’ll conjure one
and hurl it
with the force and ferocity of an angry norse god

then calmly smooth out his jimmies, say goodnight and leave